Bye Bye Bunny

I have been very hard on the Republicans for being soulless, craven, hypocritical sheep, completely lacking in integrity. But I will give them this much. They are smart enough to nominate John McCain, who is a great candidate, a true fiscal conservative, a hero, and someone who is far superior to the right-wing base that so casually tries to piss on him every chance they get. Give credit where credit is due.

The Democrats, like the bunny depicted above, are once again flirting with political suicide. First Gore, then Kerry, and now Clinton, the mutant zombie who cannot be killed, for she is sustained by eating the brains of old ladies, latinos, and cross-over republicans. But she will lose to John McCain, who after 5 years of torture in a Vietnamese prison, is not afraid of zombies.

That's the best and most probable outcome, should she beat Barack (still a long-shot.) But I also fear that she is indeed unkillable, and she will end up somehow feasting on McCain's intestines. Because you know, the hero usually dies in zombie movies.

And Walker and all his other cross-over buddies can proudly say, I voted for our zombie president, Hillary Clinton.

PS: I'll see you guys this weekend. I have let a lot of work to do and I am way behind. I don't know how Johnny Walker is able to goof off this much at the Build-A-Bear workshop, where he is assistant manager. Chad, post something.