Republicans for Clinton!
This is bound to endlessly peeve off Mark Johnson…..
Today, history has been made….
The Brothers DollaFlop actually did the one thing they never thought they would do in their lifetimes….
They decided to "slum it"….under the cover of darkness…..holding a newspaper over our heads to avoid flashing paparazzi flash bulbs…we snuck into the surprisingly dingy Democratic primary precinct offices within our neighborhoods….and grimacing mightily after downing a huge tumbler of vodka pulled the lever for a freakin' Clinton!
We should get medals for our valor.
We are true heroes of the Republic.
Standing on line I was able to see others just like me….resplendent creatures of virtue and honor….with ripped and chiseled physiques and noble visages….stalwarts of the "cause"….a veritable throng of conservative ninjas doing our part….
Tonight Texas will deliver strong for Team Clinton.
They will have us to thank……..
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