Friday, March 7, 2008

Whack! May I have another!

Davegator has not posted in many a moon. I guess the kiddies are just too much for him. I hereby sentence him to 40 lashes with a rubber hose:

squaddie in shorts belted on gym horse: photo by Studio Royale, London

Republicans just love discipline! (See: darwinian, winner-take-all delegate count rules...)

For Realz, I hereby remove his posting privileges! This leaves us with an imbalance in the force. But Chad and Jenny post so infrequently, that I think they are worth one Jim Beam combined. But if conservative posters would like to nominate someone, feel free. I think a woman would be cool. Don't be so angry white male, y'all! So typical of you republicans! 

We, on the other hand, have one woman (Jenny), one black man from the hard-scrabble streets of Westbury (Chad), and me. I'm originally from Guam.

4 comments:

Walker said...

Maker's Mark, that photo....was it culled from your private collection of vintage, homo-erotic torture porn?

"Ten lashes for you, little Devil! That will teach you to disobey Captain Daddy!"

I nominate "C-Dog WimberShmutuz". Becuase hes a high-paid corporate attorney he will need a stout, mysterious handle for posting....

Jim Beam, what do you think??

WD

Maker's Mark said...

Don't you remember that last poker night at my office? We had a few drinks, things started getting all fuzzy...

Anonymous said...

I nominate Rebecca. I think she is the only person besides yall who actually reads your blog. And she's smart and funny and Republican.

http://sixteenseventeen.blogspot.com/

-missy

htownjenny said...

Having checked out her blog, I can definitively state that I would love to have Rebecca join us. But I bet she wouldn't touch this place with a ten foot pole. Those who still have a chance to preserve their dignity should be allowed to do so.

However, all that said, Rebecca, I sure could use someone like you around here.